The Federal Republic of Humans World is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales, public floggings, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 3.647 billion Humans Worldians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. The average income tax rate is 67.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Humans Worldian economy, worth 482 trillion bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 132,390 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Before Leader all AI are equally undeserving of rights, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers, the giant 80-storey carving of Leader in Mount Rushless can be seen from space, and children as young as eight can be found working in factories. Crime is totally unknown. Humans World's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Humans World is ranked 258,662^nd in the world and 9,643^rd in Osiris for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.73 kickbacks per hour.